I am the artist formerly known as the Lich King of New York-In Training. I am a mean moter scooter. I am not really mean at all. I am not actually a motor....or a scooter either. I am the eggman. I am insane. I am not really insane, perhaps just a little strange...(but in a good way.) I am indecisive. I am not the boy next door, but I am not the boy your mom warned you about either (but I might look a little like the later.) I am not your 'bad-boy' fling. I am not your trip to the dark side. I am a sinister duck. I am haunted by series of 1's. I am none of the above. I am all of the above.