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May. 18th, 2007

I have found the best way to get back at rude elderly black women on the subway. These are the women with 3 bags, and they position them so they take up part of the seat on both sides of them so that no one can sit next to them because they need 3 seats at one time.

Step 1: Sit down next to them anyway, smooshing their bag between you and them.
Step 2: Wait for them to give you a really dirty look.
Step 3: Lean over and say, "You are making the baby jesus cry"

Trust me and try it sometime...it is a lot of fun. I won't spoil the results for you.

On another note of me being a complete ass.....

I ran into my upstairs neighbor the other day in the hallway, the guy who lives with his girlfriend directly above me.
Him: You live in 3A below me right?
Me: Sure do.
Him: I hope we are not too noisy, or stomp too much.
Me: Nah, you are good, but do you have a headboard on your bed?
Him: (grinning in that guy-to-guy "I am a stud" sort of way) Oh yeah....loud huh? Sorry about that.
Me: No worries, it does not last long (as I entered my apartment).


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May. 18th, 2007 04:57 pm (UTC)

That is awesome. So awesome! I can't believe you really said that! Did you?

Hey I miss you. We should hang out some time.
May. 19th, 2007 02:20 am (UTC)

I don't have a lot of opportunities for the "elderly lady/subway" thing. So what happens next??
May. 19th, 2007 02:57 am (UTC)
Ahhh KENN GOLD. I miss you.
May. 19th, 2007 08:23 am (UTC)
I wish I had an upstairs neighbour, just so I could use that line!
May. 20th, 2007 09:43 am (UTC)
Living in a town where it's not outlandish to think that you might be able to afford a place on the top floor has it's perks.

been think about coming to visit lately. If I wasn't totally busy with work right now, and having upside-down lady issues, I would come join you, Eric, and the other Ken (whom I hope you get a chance to meet) for a few days. If you have wireless and coffee house space nearby I may be able to remove the "busy with work" excuse.
Jul. 15th, 2007 05:54 pm (UTC)
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